That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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