I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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