Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
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