road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Randomize
