Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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