I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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