ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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