I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
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