We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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