Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
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