i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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