My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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