What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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