Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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