I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
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