Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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