My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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