Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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