My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Use "feeling words"
Yay
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
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