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who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
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