Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
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