i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
i believe in u and ur pee
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
Randomize
