is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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