my mouth tastes like poor choices
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
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