I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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