i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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