I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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