big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
smell my finger.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
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