We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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