i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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