True but thats because hes a fetus.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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