i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
ttyl tear gas
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
Randomize
