btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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