Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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