margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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