was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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