is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
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