So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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