This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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