Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I need water and some morals
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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