I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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