it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Randomize
