can we get nightvision for the apartment?
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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