i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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