I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
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