You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
Randomize
