I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
The power of my boobs compel you
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
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