He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I'm experimenting with sincerity
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
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