the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
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