sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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